i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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