don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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