You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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