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Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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