Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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