I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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