yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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