I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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