Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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