They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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