New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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