Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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