We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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