im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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