I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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