I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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