So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just gift wrapped bread.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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