He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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