508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
is wine microwaveable?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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