I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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