i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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