Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say š
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I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now sheās a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. āHigh maintenance hotā doesnāt even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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