so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
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