i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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