It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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