Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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