"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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