We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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