There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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