Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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