problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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