We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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