I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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