there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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