Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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I need you to use more vowels.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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