You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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