my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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