i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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