Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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