You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
what day is it and did you see me today?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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