My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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