But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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