I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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