he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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