He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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