Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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