Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
