Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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