so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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