It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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