do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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