The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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