I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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