Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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