I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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