We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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